The Booty Report

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Arrr, word be spreadin' that Columbia's Senate be thinkin' 'bout takin' it easy on their Cap'n. Yarrr!

2024-04-26

Fretting o'er the lash of a censure vote, the scallywags may be forced to present a diluted plan. Avast ye, 'tis like watering down the grog to lessen the sting of the captain's wrath! Arrr, what a pickle they find themselves in!

Arr! Avast ye scallywags! The group be shakin' in their boots 'bout the consequences of a censure vote, so they be thinkin' 'bout makin' a proposal that's as weak as bilge water. They be wantin' to avoid walkin' the plank, so they be tryin' to appease the higher-ups with a plan that be as tame as a landlubber's parrot.
But mark me words, me hearties! Watered-down proposals be like a leaky ship - they be sinkin' faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" The crew be needin' to find their sea legs and stand firm in their convictions, or they be doomed to Davy Jones' locker.
So hoist the Jolly Roger and let the scallywags know that we be not afraid of a little rough seas! We be sailin' with the wind at our backs and the courage of a pirate in our hearts. No watered-down proposal be stoppin' us from claimin' our rightful treasure!

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