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Arrr! Them conservative scallywags be takin' Trump's immunity arguin' on a wild sail. Aye, unexpected indeed!

2024-04-26

Arrr, Thursday's Supreme Court jolly was a grand tale of coups, assassinations, and internments, yet scarce mention of the scallywag president's misdeeds. Aye, 'twas a merry dance of legal jargon and swashbuckling intrigue on the high seas of justice!

Avast ye landlubbers! Last Thursday's Supreme Court gathering was a sight to behold, filled to the brim with talk of coups, assassinations, and internments! Aye, it was a lively affair indeed! But what be missing from the chatter, ye might ask? Why, not a peep about the deeds of the former captain of the ship himself! Aye, it be a strange sight to see, the lack of discussion about his conduct!
Instead, the crew be engaged in debates of a more scandalous nature, diving headfirst into the murky waters of political intrigue. 'Twas as if they be dancing around the main mast, avoiding the true heart of the matter like a scurvy dog dodging a bath!
But fear not, me hearties, for there be more twists and turns in this tale yet to come! The seas be choppy, the winds be howling, and the fate of the former captain be hanging in the balance like a jolly roger in a storm. Will justice prevail, or will the scallywags be left to roam free? Only time will tell, me buckos!

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