The Booty Report

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Arrr, the Duke's scholars be cryin' foul on the captain's orders! 'Tis a mutiny on the high seas!

2024-04-26

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in the senate be passin' a resolution accusin' the administration of trampling on the rights of students and professors. Methinks there be some swashbucklin' goin' on in them hallowed halls of power! Aye, 'tis a scandal of epic proportions!

Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy senators be havin' a vote on a resolution that be accusin' the administration of breakin' the due-process rights of them students and professors. Aye, they be walkin' the plank if they be messin' with the rights of the crew!
Arrr, ye see, the administration be actin' like a bunch of landlubbers, tryin' to take away the rights of them poor souls who be just tryin' to learn and teach. The senators be standin' up for what be right, makin' sure that justice be served on the seven seas!
But beware, me hearties! The administration be like a pack of scallywags, tryin' to throw the resolution overboard like a useless piece o' plunder. But the senators be fightin' back, holdin' fast to their beliefs and protectin' the rights of the crew!
So raise the Jolly Roger, me hearties! The senators be fightin' for what be right, makin' sure that justice be served and the rights of the students and professors be upheld. Let's drink to their bravery and hope that the administration sees the error of their ways before it be too late!

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