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Arrr, a fearsome wind devil be causin' chaos in the land lubber town of Omaha! Avast, prepare for mayhem!

2024-04-26

Arrr! A mighty whirlwind hath struck the land of Omaha, Nebraska on Friday, layin' waste to homes and tearin' asunder the trees. 'Twas a sight to behold, me hearties! Nature be showin' no mercy on them landlubbers!

Avast ye landlubbers! A mighty tornado hath plowed through suburban Omaha, Nebraska, on Friday afternoon, demolishing homes as it tore for miles along farmland and into subdivisions. Arr, it be a fearsome sight indeed, with no word yet on whether any poor souls were injured or worse in the storm.Reports be saying multiple tornadoes struck Nebraska, but the most destructive of the lot moved from a rural area into the suburbs northwest of Omaha, a bustling city o' 485,000 hearty souls. Social media be filled with photos of homes torn asunder and trees left in tatters by the storm, while videos show roofs stripped bare in the rural outskirts of Omaha.Law enforcement be blockin' roads in the area, but details be scarce as yet. The good folk at the Nebraska Emergency Management Agency be just startin' to report on the extent of the damage. And the Weather Service be warnin' of tornado watches in Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Oklahoma, and Texas, with the risk of large hail and damaging winds.

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