Arrr, has Howard Stern lost his aim like a drunken sailor, akin to Biden's fumbled swordplay?
2024-04-26
Arrr mateys, in the best form of flattery a scallywag like Howard Stern showered Biden with praises in his latest parley. 'Twas a grand PR move that even the scurviest sea dog would envy!
Arr, when the news broke that Joe Biden be chattin' with Howard Stern on his SiriusXM show, ye could bet yer doubloons it wouldn't be a fair fight. Stern be givin' Biden the softest o'balls, not askin' him a single tough question 'bout the issues. Instead, he be showerin' Biden with praise, claimin' he be cuttin' emissions and gettin' the vaccine out (neither true).Even when Biden spun tall tales 'bout bein' arrested or bein' a ladies' man in his Senate days, Stern just kept quiet. But there be some laughs to be had, like when Biden claimed to be a lifeguard hero like David Hasselhoff, savin' six lives in one go.And let's not forget Biden's wild claims 'bout flyin' 100,000 miles with McCain, enough to circle the world four times! The only real news to come out of the chat be Biden sayin' he'd debate Trump and overturn Roe v. Wade if elected again.In the end, Stern and Biden both got what they wanted: Stern kissin' butt like a pro and Biden lookin' like a lovin' family man. Expect more o' these softball interviews as we sail towards Election Day, with no real journalists askin' the tough questions. Only hand-picked lackeys like Howard Stern be gettin' any time with this president. Aye, it be a shame indeed.