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Ye olde scholars be tryin' various schemes to quell the uproar as the protests be spreadin' like wildfire! Arrr!

2024-04-27

Arrr mateys, some colleges be changin' their tune after crackin' down on pro-Palestinian protests. Some be standin' their ground, while hundreds be walkin' the plank straight to the brig! Aye, 'tis a wild sea we be sailin' on!

Arrr, me hearties! Some colleges be takin' a different approach after crackin' down on the pro-Palestinian protests. Aye, they be walkin' a different plank now! But don't ye worry, some still be standin' by their decision. It be a real sea battle out there, with hundreds walkin' the plank and gettin' arrested.
But let me tell ye, these colleges be playin' a dangerous game. The winds be blowin' in the direction of change, and they be caught in a storm of controversy. The seas be rough, and they be navigatin' through treacherous waters. The tide be turnin', and they be fightin' to stay afloat.
So batten down the hatches, me hearties! The battle be far from over. These colleges be fightin' for their reputation, their honor, and their treasure. But remember, in the end, it be the students who be payin' the price. So let's raise the Jolly Roger and sail on, me mateys! The adventure be just beginnin'.

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