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Arrr matey! Pocan be wantin' to give Biden a piece o' his mind over Israel's aid vote in Gaza.

2024-04-27

Arrr, the bold Democrat from a far-flung land be shouting that even the fair-skinned folk be worried about the battle at hand! Aye, 'tis not just the swarthy youths who be raisin' a fuss about it!

Arrr mateys! Listen up ye landlubbers! This here progressive Democrat from a rural, mostly white Wisconsin district be squawkin' about somethin' mighty important. Ye see, it ain't just the young scallywags of color who be worryin' 'bout the war. Nay, even us white folk be havin' our doubts and fears!
It be a curious thing, me hearties, to see people from all walks of life comin' together to talk 'bout the horrors of battle. This Democrat be raisin' a flag, shoutin' from the crow's nest that we all need to be thinkin' 'bout the consequences of our actions. Aye, 'tis a message that be ringin' loud and clear across the seven seas!
So next time ye be thinkin' that only certain groups be carin' 'bout the state of the world, remember this wise Democrat from Wisconsin. She be showin' us that we all be in the same boat, facin' the same stormy seas. Let's raise a tankard of grog to unity and understanding, me hearties, and may we all sail towards a brighter tomorrow!

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