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Arrr mateys, a wee tremor be shakin' the shores of New Jersey, a mere 2.9 on the richter scale!

2024-04-27

Arrr mateys in New Jersey be feelin' the rumble of a puny 2.9 magnitude quake on a Saturday mornin'. 'Tis a mere tickle compared to the beastly shake that came before. Mayhaps the land be gettin' a bit too rambunctious for us landlubbers!

Arrr matey! A wee 2.9 magnitude earthquake be shakin' up New Jersey like a storm at sea, just a fortnight after a mightier 4.8 quake struck the land. The tremor hit near Tewksbury, a quaint town in Hunterdon County, not far from the bustling city of New York.Some scallywags be wonderin' if this quake be a mere aftershock of the April 5 rumble that shook Whitehouse Station. Even the wise seafarers at the U.S. Geological Survey be scratchin' their heads over this peculiar phenomenon.A brave lass named Ashley Papa, a Fox News scribe living in these parts, felt the ground beneath her tremble. She be recountin' how her abode shook like a ship in a storm, makin' her wonder if the earth be playin' tricks on her.More than a hundred aftershocks have been felt since the April quake, makin' the landlubbers uneasy. The Ramapo Fault zone be a tricky beast, runnin' through these parts like a serpent, makin' it hard for even the learned seismologists to predict."Proffesor John Ebel, a wise seafarer from Boston College, be warnin' us that a quake above 5.0 on the Richter scale be a rare beast, strikin' once in a blue moon. The recent quakes be a reminder that the earth be a fickle mistress, capable of surprises at any moment.

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