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Landlubber lad be blamin' the school for his own misdeeds, aye! He be a true scallywag!

2024-04-27

Arrr, ye scallywags! The lad from the Sunshine State, accused of layin' hands on a teacher's mate o'er a Nintendo quarrel, be now suin' the school for his troubles. 'Tis a tale as wild as a storm at sea, I tell ye!

In the year of our Lord 2023, a young lad by the name of Brendan Depa, a scallywag of 18 summers, has filed a grievous lawsuit against the Flagler County Public Schools in the Sunshine State of Florida. This lad, with a diagnosis of the autism specter and a history of trauma, be accusing the school district of neglecting his needs, leading to a violent outburst that left a teacher's aide battered and broken.It be said that Depa, a lad of large stature, did lay hands upon the teacher's aide, Joan Naydich, in a fit of rage over a Nintendo Switch. The lawsuit alleges that the district did not provide proper interventions to address the lad's behavioral issues, which culminated in this violent act.The lad be facing a punishment as heavy as 30 years in the brig for his actions, with Naydich suffering broken bones and other injuries. She be facing not only physical pain but also emotional and financial burdens from this ordeal.May the courts decide the fate of this lad and bring justice to all involved in this tale of woe on the high seas of education in the land of Florida.

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