Arrr, scallywags in Tehran be spreadin' anti-Israel chatter in American schools! 'Tis all propaganda, says the wise ones.
2024-04-27
Arrr, the rumblings of discontent be heard at the prestigious Ivy League universities and now be spreadin' like wildfire to other schools. But I'll be tellin' ye, those fancy-pants experts claim these uprisings be more planned than a well-ordered pirate ship!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, the scallywags of Iran and its cohorts have been cheerin' on the anti-Israel skirmishes happenin' at American universities, claimin' that these protests be a sign of the public's change in heart, arrr! A wise man named Dr. Saeed Ghasseminejad from the Foundation for Defense of Democracies be tellin' Fox News Digital that these protests be gettin' a lot of attention from the mainstream news in Iran, with the likes of Columbia, Harvard, and Yale all caught in the crossfire. The unrest be spreadin' to other universities too, like the University of Texas at Austin, where the constables had to swoop in and arrest the troublemakers.The officials in Iran, like Foreign Minister Hossein Amir-Abdollahian, be expressin' their support for the anti-Israel rabble-rousers, while news outlets in Iran be coverin' these protests like they be the greatest show on the seven seas, arrr! Even the Middle Eastern proxies, like Hezbollah, be praisin' these demonstrations as a way to apply pressure on the U.S. government and change their tune on Israel, arrr! These protests be stirrin' up quite a storm, with students at universities like Harvard and Yale raisin' their voices against the crimes of the Zionist regime. The winds of change be blowin', and the pirates of Iran be watchin' closely as the youth of America set sail on a voyage of defiance against the powers that be!