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Arrr! Cap'n Trump be facin' a trial, where his blabberin' may finally have some consequence. Aye, a rare sight indeed!

2024-04-28

Arrr, ye former leader be talkin' like a parrot for years, but now his own words be comin' back to bite 'im in the butt in the court o' law in Manhattan. Aye, seems his blabberin' ways be catchin' up with 'im at last!

Arrr! Cap'n Trump be facin' a trial, where his blabberin' may finally have some consequence. Aye, a rare sight indeed!

Arr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, the former president be in a spot of trouble in the Big Apple! He be talkin' so much over the years that he be trippin' over his own words like a landlubber on a slippery deck.
Ye see, all them words he be spewin' left and right be comin' back to haunt him in his criminal case in Manhattan. The judge be scratchin' his head tryin' to make sense of all the contradictions and tall tales that be spillin' out o' the former president's mouth.
It be a sight to behold, me mateys! The once mighty captain of the ship now be flounderin' like a fish out o' water, tryin' to explain away all them words that be comin' back to bite him in the booty.
So let this be a lesson to all ye scurvy dogs out there - mind yer words, lest they come back to make ye walk the plank like the former president in his Manhattan court case. Arrr!

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