"Avast ye scallywags! Blumenauer be wantin' his mates to hoist the Jolly Roger for pot legalization!"
2024-04-28
Arrr matey! The ol' sea dog from Portland, a champion of the devil's lettuce in Congress, thinks pushin' the green stuff could win favor wit' the young scallywags for Cap'n Biden. Aye, 'tis a curious way to gain hearties, but who am I to judge?
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags! The long-serving congressman from Portland be talkin' 'bout the devil's lettuce, ye know, the sweet Mary Jane. Aye, he be the top advocate fer the green stuff on Capitol Hill. He be sayin' that if President Biden be supportin' the wacky tobaccy, it could get him some more love from the youngins.Now, ye may be thinkin', "But what does this have to do with pirates?" Well, let me tell ye, mateys. Pirates be known fer indulgin' in all sorts o' vices, includin' the puff-puff-pass. So, if the president be supportin' the ganja, maybe he'll be winnin' over the pirate vote too!
So, me hearties, next time ye be hearin' 'bout the congressman from Portland chattin' 'bout the devil's lettuce, just remember that he be helpin' Biden out with the younguns and maybe even the pirates too. Aye, it be a strange world we be livin' in, but hey, who am I to judge? Pass the rum and let's toast to the green dream!