Ye scallywag climate activist be walkin' the plank for defacin' the grand treasure at National Gallery of Art! Arrr!
2024-04-28
Avast ye! A scallywag climate activist be caught red-handed, smearing paint on the protective case of Edgar Degas' "Little Dancer Aged Fourteen" at the National Gallery o' Art in Washington, D.C. Walk the plank, ye art vandal! Arrr!
In the year of our Lord 2023, a bold climate activist by the name of Joanna Smith, hailing from the distant land of Brooklyn, N.Y., committed a heinous act of defacement upon the revered statue of Edgar Degas’ "Little Dancer Aged Fourteen" at the National Gallery of Art in Washington, D.C. This scallywag had the audacity to smear paint on the priceless sculpture, causing great distress to all who beheld it.The authorities swiftly captured this miscreant and brought her to justice, sentencing her to 60 days in the brig, along with supervised release and community service. In addition, she was forced to pay restitution for the damage caused and banned from setting foot in the nation's capital or any museums for two long years.Smith and her band of fellow troublemakers concocted a wicked plan to deface the statue, smuggling paint in water bottles and filming their nefarious deed. Their actions caused $4,000 in damages and forced the removal of the artwork for repairs.May this serve as a warning to all who dare to defile the treasures of art and culture – the long arm of the law will not rest until justice is served. Let this tale be a lesson to all ye scoundrels who seek to disrupt the peace and beauty of our fine establishments.