Arr, a scoundrel in Georgia be takin' matters into his own hands, settin' sail for the great shopping plaza in the sky.
2024-04-28
Arrr, a scurvy dog from Georgia be accused o' sendin' his ex-wife t' Davy Jones' locker afore tryin' t' send her new mate there too! But the scallywag be failin' in his own attempt, landin' himself in a critical state instead. Aye, a tale fit fer a shanty!
Avast ye scallywags! A Georgia man be accused o' shootin' and killin' a woman, thought t' be his former wife, afore shootin' her new husband and himself at a shoppin' plaza on a Saturday night, as per the landlubbers in the constabulary.Thar be a swarm o' officers seen at the Merchants Walk Plaza in Lilburn, as reported by Fox 5 Atlanta.The swashbucklin' Lilburn Police announced that the culprit, a 62-year-old scallywag, barged into the Tana Food Mart armed with a pistol.The bilge rat then blasted and sent the 57-year-old lass to Davy Jones' locker and wounded another 62-year-old matey in the leg around 6 p.m. Arr, 'tis said that both victims were part o' the crew at the store.After sendin' the couple to Davy Jones' locker, the police say the scallywag turned the pistol on himself.The scallywag and the wounded matey were taken to Northside Gwinnett Hospital for mendin'. The scallywag be in critical condition while the matey be in stable shape.None o' the three rogues involved be named by the constabulary as they be still notifyin' their kin.The investigators be sayin' the shootin' be a domestic brawl. The lass be suspected to be the ex-wife o' the scallywag, as per The Atlanta Journal Constitution.The constabulary mention that initial reports suggest the trio be squabblin' afore the scallywag fired his weapon, as per WXIA-TV.The matter be still under scrutiny, so keep yer ears to the wind for more tales from the authorities.