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Arrr, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be claimin' Americans be votin' out of fear, mateys! What a scallywag!

2024-04-28

Arrr, at a gathering just outside New York City, he did question the nation's handling of the pox known as Covid and once again brought up his trusty old topic: doubting the efficacy of vaccines. Aye, he be a scallywag of the highest order!

Arr, me hearties! Just outside o' New York City, there be a scallywag who be questionin' the nation's Covid response! Aye, ye heard that right! This landlubber be raisin' doubts about the vaccine, arguin' like a parrot squawkin' in a storm. He be talkin' like he be knowin' more than the doctors and scientists who be fightin' this plague!
But let me tell ye, mateys, this be no time for doubtin' the powers of science and medicine! We be all in this together, sailin' through stormy seas, and we need to listen to the experts who be guidin' us to safer shores. This scallywag may think he be clever, but he be playin' a dangerous game with our lives!
So let's raise our tankards to the brave souls who be workin' day and night to keep us safe, and let's not be swayed by the siren song of doubt and skepticism. Together, we can weather this storm and come out stronger on the other side. Arrr, me hearties, let's show this doubter that we be a nation united, and that we be standin' strong against the tide of uncertainty!

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