Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Pennsylvania constabulary be on the hunt for scallywags caught pilfering Old Glory! Arrr!
2024-04-28
Arr, the scallywags of Macungie Police Department be tellin' tales of two rogues and a fair maiden snatchin' Old Glory from a quiet village! The locals be downright furious at such audacious thievery on a fine Saturday mornin'. Bring out the plank for these scurvy dogs!
In the language of a 17th century pirate, there be trouble brewin' in Pennsylvania as the local police be on the hunt for three scallywags caught stealin' American flags from a suburban neighborhood. Arrr!The Macungie Police Department took to Facebook to share surveillance footage of the thievin' trio parading down the streets with their ill-gotten booty in hand. The scallywags were last seen in the Lea St area, plunderin' flags from residential homes.The video of the suspects walkin' the plank early Saturday morning has stirred up quite the hornet's nest among the town folk, with many demandin' restitution for their pilfered flags. Some speculate that these scallywags be motivated by a deep-seated hatred for America.The authorities be workin' round the clock to bring these miscreants to justice. Any soul with information on these flag thieves be urged to send a message in a bottle to mmiklich@macungiepd.org. Fox News Digital be tryin' to reach out to the Macungie Police Department for more details, but no word back as of yet. Let's hope these flag-stealin' scallywags meet their match soon!