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Avast ye scallywags! The Governor be throwing more landlubbers in the brig at University of Texas! Arrr!

2024-04-29

Avast ye mateys! In the wake of a mighty crackdown on them pro-Palestinian scallywags, some 50 landlubbers found themselves in the brig after settin' up new tents on th' Austin campus. 'Tis a tale of woe for the rebellious bunch, arrr!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! Just days after the authorities be crackin' down on them pro-Palestinian protesters, a new batch of troublemakers be settin' up tents on the Austin campus! Aye, at least 50 of 'em were arrested for their shenanigans.
It be like a scene straight out of a swashbucklin' adventure! The authorities be tryin' to keep the peace, but these rebels be determined to make a stand. They be raisin' their flags and shoutin' their chants, defyin' the powers that be.
But alas, the long arm of the law be reachin' out and snatchin' 'em up one by one. The jail cells be fillin' up faster than a leaky ship! These landlubbers be learnin' the hard way that ye can't just go around causin' a ruckus without facin' the consequences.
So next time ye be thinkin' of stirrin' up trouble, ye better be prepared to face the consequences. The authorities be keepin' a close eye on ye troublemakers, and they won't be showin' ye any mercy! Arrrgh!

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