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Arrr! Old swashbuckler seeks fair maiden to serenade on the seas, offers treasure for karaoke companionship. Aye matey!

2024-04-29

Arr matey! This Texan scallywag be searchin' fer a bonny lass to be his wench. He be dishing out $400 a week for a grand signpost to seek his next fair maiden. Arr, may the winds bring him a beauty worthy of his bounty!

Al Gilberti, a 70-year-old man from Sweetwater, Texas, is on a quest to find love and has resorted to using a billboard to aid in his search. Describing himself as a "lonely male" in search of a "female marriage-minded" person, Gilberti's 20-foot high billboard features an image of himself and a call-out to anyone interested in love and karaoke.In the two weeks since its installation, Gilberti has received over 400 calls and 50 emails, though many seem to be more interested in gaining something from him financially. The divorced father of one is clear that he is not looking to be taken advantage of and is seeking loyalty, honesty, and sincerity in a partner.While he has had inquiries from people assuming he is wealthy, Gilberti insists he is not interested in entertaining those motives. He is open to relocating within the U.S. or even going to Europe for the right person, as long as it is a genuine connection. Gilberti sees himself as a good listener and is open-minded, despite acknowledging that many seniors can be close-minded.He is hopeful that his unique approach will lead him to find love and is prepared to move anywhere for "the one." Gilberti is also open to the idea of fame, as his billboard listing has garnered attention. Fox News Digital reached out to Gilberti for further comment and updates on his search for love.

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