"Arrr, those scallywags be no better than a dodo on land. Trust 'em at yer own peril, mateys!"
2024-04-30
Arrr, where be the conservative legal buccaneers who could set them straight on that matter? They be needin' some enlightenment from those savvy sea dogs to guide them through the treacherous waters of the law!
Arr, mateys, let me tell ye about them conservative legal commentators who be cautious as a squirrel in a dog's den when it comes to talkin' on the cable or in-print. They be walkin' on eggshells, they be, 'cause they know the left's legal commentators be talkin' out their rear ends more often than not. From questions about former President Trump's crimes to property rights disputes, the left be gettin' it wrong, time and time again.But why be them conservative commentators so cautious, ye ask? Well, there be a shortage of 'em, for one. Fox News be harborin' the likes of Andy McCarthy and Jonathan Turley, but elsewhere, ye be hard-pressed to find a legal pundit who leans to starboard. And the young'uns who be lookin' to make a name for themselves in the legal world know better than to tangle with the left, lest they be marked for the plank.Them left-leaning legal analysts be feedin' their audiences a steady diet of balderdash, leadin' to shock and outrage when the Supreme Court makes decisions that be as clear as the nose on yer face. The left be cryin' foul when Trump be returned to the ballot or when presidential immunity be upheld, but them decisions be as obvious as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder.So, me hearties, be wary of them legal analysts spoutin' nonsense on the airwaves. They be brainwashin' the masses with their rubbish, and it be up to ye to see through their smoke and mirrors. And remember, in the world of law, just 'cause a lawyer on TV says it, don't make it true.Arr, forewarned be forearmed, so keep a weather eye on the horizon and share this tale with yer mates who be thinkin' Trump's bound for Davy Jones' locker. The legal seas be treacherous, but with a keen mind and a sharp wit, ye can navigate the waters of truth and justice. Fair winds to ye, me hearties!