The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Biden be jestin' the press, the young'uns be frettin', and news from Fox be full o' opinionated jabberwocky. Argh!

2024-04-30

Avast ye mateys! Cast yer gaze upon the writings of Fox News Opinion and feast yer eyes on the moving pictures from Sean Hannity and Raymond Arroyo. 'Tis sure to shiver ye timbers and give ye a jolly good laugh! Aye aye, Captain!

Arrr mateys! The Fox News hosts be talkin' about President Biden dodging interviews and stayin' silent while college protests rage on. His poll numbers be droppin' like a ship without a sail. Ye can read more about it on the Fox News website if ye be so inclined.And don't get me started on them legal 'analysts' that be favorin' the left. They be wrong more times than a compass with a broken needle. Read on to learn more about their folly.The Biden White House be signalin' pessimism about the upcoming election in a surprising way. It be a tale worth hearin' on the Fox News site.Biden be makin' some public appearances lately to prove he ain't pushin' up daisies. Ye can find out more about it on Fox News.Tulsi Gabbard be sayin' it be time to abandon ship with the Democratic Party. Ye can read her thoughts on the matter on Fox News.And if ye be wantin' a laugh, check out how President Biden be pokin' fun at the press during the White House shindig. It be a sight to see!There be spoiled children takin' over the colleges we be payin' for. It be a sad state of affairs indeed.Some be sayin' defunding NPR be a mistake, even if they be conservative. There be a surprising solution that be worth considerin'.And don't forget to check out the state of the American teenager. It be a tale that'll make ye shake yer head in disbelief. And if ye be wantin' a laugh, don't forget to look at the political cartoons. Arrr!

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