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Arrr, the scallywags in Arizona be thinkin' 'bout scrappin' a law from 1864! Avast, what be next on the agenda?

2024-05-01

Avast ye mateys! Two scallywag Republican state senators be swearin' to scuttle the law, makin' it walk the plank for good! With their support, the repeal be sailin' smooth seas to victory! Arrr!

Arrr matey, it be a fine day for us pirates in the state senate! Two scallywag Republican senators have spoken in favor of scrapping the law, which be enough to guarantee the repeal be passed once and for all. Yarrr, the winds be blowin' in our favor!
Me hearties, it be a joyous occasion indeed! The law that be troublin' us for so long be walkin' the plank, never to trouble us again. The decks be cleared, and we can sail smooth waters once more.
So let us raise a tankard of grog to these two brave senators, who have shown the courage to stand up and fight for what be right. Their support be like a gust of wind in our sails, pushin' us towards victory.
Arrr, it be a merry day for us pirates in the state senate. Let us celebrate this momentous occasion with song and dance, for the law be on its way to Davy Jones' locker, never to trouble us again. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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