The Booty Report

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The lawmen be blockin' the new treasure map of Louisiana's Congress! Aargh, time to set sail for new lands!

2024-05-01

Arrr mateys, in a close 2-1 verdict, the crew be supportin' the scallywags who claimed the map makin' a second Black majority district be an unlawful racial gerrymander. Shiver me timbers! The scallywags be winnin' this round!

Arrr mateys! In a scallywag decision, the panel be siding with them landlubbers who be cryin' foul over the map that created a second Black majority district. They be sayin' it be an "impermissible racial gerrymander." Aye, them scurvy politicians be drawin' lines on the map to favour one group over another, and the panel be sayin' that be against the rules.
But ye best believe, this be no easy feat for the challengers to prove. Them lawyers be arguin' back and forth, makin' their case like true swashbucklers in court. And in the end, the panel be decidin' in their favour, sayin' the map be no good.
So let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags out there - ye best not be messin' with the lines on the map for yer own gain. The panel be watchin', and they be ready to make ye walk the plank if ye try any funny business. So hoist the anchor and set sail, me hearties, for the seas of justice be a treacherous place indeed!

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