Arrr, Trump be sayin' no more rampagin' on campus! Avast ye anti-Israel scoundrels! Shiver me timbers!
2024-05-01
Arrr, me hearties! Former President Trump be blastin' them scallywags causin' ruckus on college campuses! He be sayin' we need some strong leadership to replace them weak landlubbers! Avast, me thinks he be talkin' sense! Aye, let's show 'em what true leadership be!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, former President Trump be condemnin' the violent anti-Israel protests runnin' wild on college campuses. He be tellin' Fox News Digital that them weak and ineffective leaders at universities need to walk the plank, and the antisemitism must be stopped quick like. The chaos be spreadin' from UCLA to Tulane University to Columbia University and beyond, with pro-Palestinian scallywags clashin' with pro-Israel students on the high seas of UCLA's campus. The local officials be warnin' that the campus be out of control and no longer safe, with the police in riot gear swoopin' in to calm the waters in the wee hours.Former President Trump be callin' for an end to the violence, demandin' that the weak leadership be replaced faster than a cannonball flies. Antisemitism be like a curse that must be broken swiftly and effectively. Students be walkin' the plank at various universities, with police firin' rubber bullets and clashin' with the demonstrators like a fierce storm on the horizon. The fightin' be breakin' out at UCLA, with pepper spray and objects flyin' through the air, makin' even the mayor call the violence abhorrent and inexcusable.The NYPD be raisin' the American flag back up at City College of New York after it was replaced with a Palestinian flag during a protest, showin' that the fight for peace be like a never-endin' battle on the high seas.