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Arrr, me hearties! NY be huntin' Trump fer a crime that be as real as a ghostly treasure map!

2024-05-01

Arrr, in Bragg's Kabuki Theater all manner of mischief be allowed, and every prosecutorial deception be a Trump chimera. He must be a scallywag, for he fraternized with scandalous rapscallions, ye hear? Aye, methinks he be up to no good!

Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg’s Theater of the Absurd continues without any evidence of crimes committed by the accused, in a plot reminiscent of an absurdist fiction play like "Waiting for Godot." Bragg’s case against Donald Trump seems to be a trial in search of an imaginary crime, with mutable and ill-defined charges.The District Attorney's legal fable aims to deceive the jury into believing that Trump should be convicted for dealings with individuals like Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels. Witnesses have testified about lawful transactions, such as hush money payments, that are common in settlement agreements.Bragg’s courtroom tactics include introducing prejudicial evidence and exploiting salacious stories to create a false impression. The judge’s biased rulings and gag orders against Trump raise concerns about fair proceedings and free speech violations.The prosecution’s politically motivated pursuit of Trump, aided by a biased judge, is a disgraceful abuse of the rule of law and an insult to justice. Alvin Bragg’s Theater of the Absurd is a farce that undermines the principles of justice and fairness.

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