Avast ye landlubbers! The scallywags be yelling and cursing at the senator's abode like a horde of angry seagulls! Arrr!
2024-05-01
Arrr mateys! The scallywags be causin' a ruckus outside Sen. Ted Cruz's abode 14 times since February. They be raisin' their voices 'gainst his fondness for Israel. Ye can read all 'bout it on Fox News Digital, arrr!
In a jolly 17th-century pirate voice, ye be hearin’ that anti-Israel scallywags be causin’ a ruckus outside Sen. Ted Cruz’s Texas hideout, with them lubbers from the Students for Justice in Palestine group makin’ mischief on college grounds across the land. Cruz’s abode in Houston has been marauded by 14 protests since February, with one scallywag even gettin’ nabbed on a Friday. The rascals demand Cruz to walk the plank in support of Israel, but the senator ain’t budging an inch. Them student troublemakers be lurkin’ on campuses like Columbia University, tryin’ to stir up a storm and demandin’ schools to cut ties with Israel!Hamas kicked off a pillage in Israel on Oct. 7, leadin’ to a surge in antisemitism on campuses, with Jewish students feelin’ like they be fish bait. These protests be backed by liberal donors like George Soros, with the National Students for Justice in Palestine likenin’ Israel to the likes of Nazis and Jim Crow. These hooligans even celebrated Hamas’ attack as a victory for the underdogs! The group be supported by dark money and banned by universities for their support of violence against Jews. Aye, the seas be rough for Cruz, with the protesters makin' his life as turbulent as a stormy sea!