Avast ye scallywags! Senator Scott be rightly angered at this foul gag order silencing our captain's free speech!
2024-05-01
Arrr! Sen. Tim Scott be crying foul against the scallywags in the New York court for silencing Captain Trump! 'Tis a fine jest they be playin', punishin' the former President for lettin' loose his tongue! Aye, the seas be rough for free speech these days!
Arr, Sen. Tim Scott, R-S.C., be outraged at a New York judge's decision to slap former President Trump with hefty fines for speakin' out of turn, callin' it "disgustin'." According to Scott, the judge be walkin' the plank of freedom by tryin' to silence Trump's First Amendment rights. The judge, Juan Merchan, be levyin' nine fines of $1,000 each for Trump's gabbin' that breached the gag order, tallyin' up to $9,000. Trump's defense be battlin', claimin' his rights be walkin' the plank. Scott be cryin' foul, sayin' this be a case of the court targetin' Republicans to defend Democrats.The scallywag Scott be warnin' that if Trump can be stripped of his free speech rights, then any landlubber could be next. Trump be standin' strong in the face of these attacks, ready to fight like a swashbuckler facin' a two-tiered justice system. Scott be standin' by Trump, sayin' every pirate, even Trump, should have the right to speak their mind, even if the whole crew be against 'em.Scott be claimin' these fines be not about the actual case but about interferin' in the next election, tryin' to decide who will be the next ruler of the land. Trump be cryin' foul, accusin' the judge of riggin' the 2024 election. The Truth Social post by Trump be raisin' the Jolly Roger, accusin' the judge of mutiny against free speech rights. Fox News be lookin' for a response from the New York state court system.Scott be rumored to be a contender for Trump's runnin' mate in the upcoming election, with Trump holdin' a retreat with potential mates in Palm Beach, Florida. Scott be among the well-known Republicans invited to the retreat, along with other scallywags like Sens. Marco Rubio, JD Vance, and Govs. Doug Burgum and Kristi Noem. The crew be keepin' an eye on how this saga unfolds on the high seas of politics.Adapted from a report by Fox News Digital contributor Paul Steinhauser.