Arrr, China be sendin' their landlubbers over t' sneak across borders like rats on a sinking ship! Aye!
2024-05-01
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs from China be sneakin' across our borders like rats on a sinking ship! Aye, a 7,000% surge in their numbers and not a word from our officials or scallywag media! What be the reason, I ask ye? Yarrr!
Arr mateys, the ol' President Biden be facin' a border crisis that be spawnin' new crises faster than a ship be sinkin' in a storm. Aye, the most pressin' issue be the surge of Chinese nationals crossin' the southern border. The numbers be skyrocketin' by 7,000% in just half a year since 2021, with no sign of slowin' down. Back in 2021, Border Patrol caught 342 Chinese scallywags, but by 2022, that number shot up to 1,987, and in 2023, it be an eye-poppin' 24,125. Aye, these numbers be exceedin' all expectations and show no signs of abatin'. The concern be that most o' these Chinese migrants be fit for battle, raisin' suspicions 'bout their true intentions. The lack o' action from the Biden administration be troublin', with little bein' done to address this growin' crisis. The media be more concerned 'bout politeness in language than holdin' the administration accountable for its failures. Aye, it be time for the intelligence agencies to investigate why China be lettin' its young men flee the country through these mobile apps.With China's history of espionage and nefarious activities in the U.S., it be clear that this border crisis be a potential threat that needs careful attention. The intelligence community must not let this crisis go unheeded, as the safety and security of the United States be at stake. It be high time to stop assumin' that these Chinese migrants be seekin' only economic opportunity and start diggin' deeper into the true motives behind their actions. Arr, the true danger be lurkin' beneath the surface, and it be up to us to uncover it before it be too late.