The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, negotiations be still afoot for the Sept. 11 trial plea at Guantánamo Bay. Shiver me timbers!

2024-05-01

Arrr! The scallywag prosecutor be tellin' the judge about the gabbin' goin' on, tryin' to keep away from any accusations that them landlubber Congress folk be stickin' their noses where they shouldn't be! Aye, keep yer hands off our booty, ye meddling poltroons!

Arr matey, the prosecutor be tellin' the judge about them talks to try and stop them scallywags in Congress from stickin' their noses where they don't belong in the negotiations. Ye see, it be a right mess when them landlubbers try to meddle in pirate business. The prosecutor be makin' sure the judge knows that we pirates be doin' things fair and square, and them scallywags in Congress be tryin' to mess it all up.
But fear not me hearties, the prosecutor be layin' down the law and showin' the judge that we be followin' the code of the sea. No one be messin' with our negotiations, no sir! The judge be listenin' closely, makin' sure justice be served and them scallywags be put in their place.
So let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags out there, don't be messin' with pirate negotiations or ye be walkin' the plank! The prosecutor be fightin' for our rights and showin' them landlubbers who be in charge. So let the negotiations continue, may the seas be calm and the winds be in our favor. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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