Ye scurvy landlubbers in Arizona be makin' a fuss over abortion laws from 1864. Arrr, what a hullabaloo!
2024-05-01
Avast ye mateys! Two scallywag Republican senators be betrayin' their own crew to pass the repeal, mark my words! Gov. Katie Hobbs, a swashbucklin' Democrat, be waitin' to put her seal on it. Arrr, what a tale of political shenanigans on the high seas!
Arrr mateys, ye won't believe the news me hearties! Two scallywag Republican state senators be goin' against their own party to help pass the repeal! Governor Katie Hobbs, a fine Democrat, be waitin' with her pen ready to sign it into law. Ye can almost hear the cheers of the crew as they celebrate this victory!