Arrr mateys, another soul hath been found amidst the wreckage of the blasted Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse!
2024-05-02
Arrr! The Unified Command be tellin' us that they found a fifth poor soul from the wreckage o' the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore! Mayhaps they be needin' a better bridge builder, savvy?
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, arrr! Divers be searchin' the wreckage of the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, and they've recovered a fifth body, matey! The scallywags at the Key Bridge Response Unified Command found the victim's body after salvaging a missing construction vehicle in the Patapsco River, savvy? The poor soul be identified as Miguel Angel Luna Gonzalez, aged 49, from Glen Burnie."Arrr, we be dedicated to the recovery operations, knowing each lost soul had a lovin' family," said Colonel Roland L. Butler, Jr., aye! This discovery comes weeks after the Dali container ship ran afoul of the Key Bridge, sendin' it to Davy Jones' locker and takin' six workers with it, arrr!The Unified Command, with help from the Maryland State Police Department's underwater recovery team and the FBI, managed to lift the body from the water, arrr! A fourth body was also recovered on April 15, and while we mourn the lost souls, we must remember they be someone's cherished friend or kin, aye!Two workers were rescued that fateful night, but six others went down with the ship. Most have been found, except for one poor soul. May they rest in peace, and may their families find solace in these dark times, arrr!Arrr, mateys, as we continue this treacherous journey, let us remember those who have fallen, and keep a weather eye on the horizon for what lies ahead, aye! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!