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Biden be talkin' like a landlubber, condemnin' campus ruckus after many scallywags be thrown in the brig! Arrr!

2024-05-02

Arrr, President Biden be talkin' 'bout the right t' dissent, but he be sayin' that some scallywags be takin' it too far with their shenanigans. Aye, ye can speak yer mind, but keep it civil, ye landlubbers!

Arrr mateys, listen up me hearties! The big cheese, President Biden, be talkin' 'bout the right to speak yer mind, but he be warnin' that some scallywags be takin' it too far with their shenanigans. Aye, he be sayin' that while it be fine to have a gripe or two, there be a line that ye shouldn't cross.
It be like walkin' the plank, ye see. Ye can say what ye want, but if ye be causin' a ruckus and stabbin' yer fellow sailors in the back, then ye be in hot water. The President be thinkin' that some of these protests be more like pillagin' and plunderin' than speakin' yer mind.
So me hearties, let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there. Ye can wave yer flags and shout yer slogans, but don't be startin' a full-blown mutiny. Keep it civil, keep it respectful, and remember that there be consequences for crossin' the line. President Biden be keepin' a weather eye on ye, so best be mindin' yer manners!

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