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Arr, ye scallywags! UCLA warns: "Israel haters be gone, lest ye face the wrath of the plank!"

2024-05-02

Arrr mateys, ye scallywags caught in the act of anti-Israel mischief be in hot water at UCLA! Watch yer backs, for the university be keepin' a close eye on ye troublemakers. Ye best be walkin' the plank if ye don't heed their warnin'!

Arrr! After the scallywags at the University of California, Los Angeles formed an illegal encampment and disrupted the peace, the law enforcement officers had to step in to clear them out. These varmints shouted antisemitic slogans and defied orders to vacate the premises. But fear not, mateys, for Fox News legal analyst Gregg Jarrett be sayin’ that these rioters may never face the consequences of their despicable actions.While UCLA be warnin' of potential sanctions for those who remain in the encampment, the legal system in Los Angeles may not be holdin' these scallywags accountable. Despite the efforts of law enforcement officers to clear the campus, these troublemakers may be back on the streets in no time.Blame be placed on the policies of Los Angeles, as the district attorney be lenient on crime, allowing these miscreants to roam free. The safety concerns be causin' UCLA to cancel classes and operate remotely, with limited campus operations for the week.These anti-Israel agitators be callin' for divestment from Israel, but their actions be met with disdain and frustration from those seekin' order and peace. The seas be rough, but with the help of law enforcement and proper discipline, mayhaps these troublemakers will be brought to justice in due time. Arrr!

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