Ye olde Texas tavern master beset by scoundrels who skipped on their tab, still prowlin' the streets! Arrr!
2024-05-02
Arrr mateys! Ye won't believe yer eyes when ye see this scandalous tale unfold on the moving pictures! A wretched crew of scallywags be dishonoring a noble innkeeper in Texas, denyin' him his rightful booty for their feast. 'Tis a disgraceful display, aye!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, a scurvy video has been released showing the moment a Texas restaurant owner was beset upon by a scoundrelly group of suspects who refused to pay for their grub at his eatery. The video captures Sergio Alberto Vazquez, a salty sea dog in his seventies, confronting the alleged deadbeats outside his Mexican restaurant, Chekos, in Austin. Arrr, he says one of the scallywags dragged him to the ground while another swashbuckler beat him like a barnacle-covered sea chest.Vazquez told Fox 7 Austin that the group of landlubbers, comprised of two females and one male, told him they were not going to pay their check, matey! They even began smashing dishes, causing the old sea dog to take out his phone and follow them outside to snap a photo of their ship's registration plate. But instead of walking the plank, the group of rapscallions decided to give Vazquez a taste of the cat o'nine tails, leaving him with injuries to his weathered face.His daughter Maria, a fair maiden of the sea, be astonished that such scallywags would dare to attack a senior. She be calling on the good people of the land to help the constables catch these miscreants. Anyone with information can signal the authorities at austincrimestoppers.org or by calling 512-472-8477, and may the winds of justice blow in their favor.