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Arrr, the Captain o' Conception be sentenced to 4 years in Davy Jones' locker fer startin' a deadly boat blaze!

2024-05-02

Arrr, Jerry Nehl Boylan be a scallywag who abandoned his vessel when it was ablaze, leaving 33 souls and a matey to Davy Jones' locker. The scurvy dog was judged guilty of "seaman's manslaughter" last year, may he walk the plank for his treachery!

Avast, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of woe and treachery that I be tellin' ye. In the year o' our Lord 2019, Jerry Nehl Boylan, a scurvy dog of a captain, was found guilty o' “seaman’s manslaughter” fer abandonin' his commercial divin' ship when it caught fire. Aye, ye heard me right, he left his ship and all them poor souls aboard to fend fer themselves. Thirty-three passengers and one crew member met their watery graves in the inferno that engulfed the vessel.
Arrr, 'tis a black mark on the name o' sailors everywhere. A captain be sworn to protect his ship and all who sail on her, but this scallywag Jerry Nehl Boylan turned his back on his duty. The law caught up with him, and he now faces the consequences of his cowardly actions. May he rot in the brig fer the rest o' his days!
Remember this tale, me hearties, and always stay true to the code o' the sea. A true sailor never abandons ship, no matter the danger. Let Jerry Nehl Boylan be a lesson to us all – a cautionary tale of what happens when a captain loses his way and betrays his crew. Fair winds and following seas to ye, me mates, and may ye never meet the fate o' those poor souls lost at sea that fateful day.

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