Biden be tryin' to win o'er North Carolina with promises to swap out them cursed lead pipes, arrr!
2024-05-02
Arrr mateys, whilst docked in Wilmington, N.C., the captain proclaimed a mighty sum of $3 billion to enhance the waterworks across the land. Aye, 'tis a treasure worth more than gold doubloons! Let's hoist the sails and set course for cleaner waters!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather round and listen to this tale of the president's recent visit to Wilmington, N.C.! The scallywag announced plans to spend a hefty sum of $3 billion to improve the water systems across the land. Aye, ye heard that right! Three billion pieces of eight!Ye see, the water systems be in need of some serious TLC. Leaky pipes, salty water, and foul smells be plaguing many a port these days. But fear not, me mateys, for the president be comin' to the rescue with his treasure chest of gold!
Now, I know what ye be thinkin'. Three billion doubloons be a lot o' loot! But worry not, for the president be sayin' it be worth every penny to ensure clean drinkin' water for all. No more scurvy or rotten teeth for us, me hearties!
So raise yer grog to the president and his grand plans for clean water! Let's hope this be the start of many more improvements to come. And remember, me mateys, always be grateful for the simple things in life, like a fresh barrel of water to quench yer thirst on a hot summer day!