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Arrr! Russia be in for a world o' hurt for their cyber mischief, says the German foreign minister! Aye!

2024-05-03

Arrr! The German Foreign Minister, Annalena Baerbock, be a-feudin' with them Russian scallywags for their cyber shenanigans! She be cryin' foul play on their military intelligence service for messin' with Germany's digital booty! Aye, 'tis a pirate's life in the cyber seas!

Ahoy mateys! German's top diplomat be raisin' the Jolly Roger against Russia after accusin' its military intelligence service of pullin' off an "absolutely intolerable" cyberattack. Ye see, relations between these two European nations were already as tense as a shark's tooth, with Germany backin' Ukraine in its fight against Russia.The German Foreign Minister, Annalena Baerbock, be pointin' her spyglass at them Russian state hackers, claimin' they be behind a cyberattack last year aimed at the Social Democrats, the main party in the ruling coalition.Arrr, Baerbock be warnin' that this be a scallywag move by the group called APT28, which be takin' orders from the Russian military intelligence service. She be shoutin', "This be intolerable and unacceptable, and there be consequences to pay!"While sailin' the high seas to Australia, New Zealand, and Fiji, Baerbock be discussin' security policy as China be tryin' to hornswaggle its way into the Pacific region. She be lookin' to deepen defense cooperation with Australia in the face of similar threats.The parley between Baerbock and her Australian counterpart, Penny Wong, be focused on the conflict in Gaza. Wong be preachin' the need for a two-state solution to end the cycle of violence in the Middle East. Yo ho ho, the diplomatic waters be gettin' choppy indeed!

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