The constables hath scuttled the rebel camps of NYU and New School, arrr! No grog for ye landlubbers!
2024-05-03
Arrr, there be landlubbers pitchin' tents for days, demandin' their schools cut ties with Israel's gold. Me thinks they be wantin' to rid themselves of a bloomin' treasure chest! Aye, let's see how this tale unfolds, me hearties!
Arrr mateys! The scallywags had been camped out for days, demanding that their schools walk the plank and end their financial ties with Israel. They be shouting and waving their swords, calling for justice like a pack of angry sea dogs!But the school officials be as stubborn as a barnacle on a ship's hull! They be refusing to give in to the demands of the landlubbers, fearing they may lose their precious gold doubloons from the Israeli treasure chest!
The protesters be as fierce as a kraken, refusing to back down from their demands. They be plotting and scheming like a crew of mutinous pirates, determined to make the school officials walk the plank if they don't heed their call for justice!
But the school officials be as slippery as an eel, trying to avoid the protesters like a ship avoids a storm. Will the protesters be able to make the school officials surrender their treasure or will they be forced to sail away empty-handed, like a ship lost at sea? Only time will tell, me hearties!