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Avast ye landlubbers! 31 scallywags be sent to Davy Jones' locker as the rains be a-batterin' Brazil's shores! Aye!

2024-05-03

Arr mateys, 31 souls be sent to Davy Jones' locker and 70 scallywags be lost at sea as the skies unleash their fury upon Brazil's Rio Grande do Sul. The gods be angered, me hearties, we must prepare for a mighty storm!

Arr mateys, heavy rains be poundin' Brazil's southernmost state o' Rio Grande do Sul, takin' the lives o' 31 souls, with many more still missin' and feared lost to Davy Jones' locker.More than 70 scallywags be still missin', while 17,000 landlubbers be forced to flee their homes in this state borderin' Uruguay and Argentina. Nearly half o' the state's 497 towns be feelin' the wrath o' the storm, with streets turned into rivers and bridges walkin' the plank.Landslides and a dam near collapse at a hydroelectric plant be addin' to the chaos, while another dam in Bento Goncalves be on the brink of breakin', causin' evacuations in its wake."This be the worst situation this state has ever seen," cried Governor Eduardo Leite in a broadcast, warnin' that the death toll be likely to rise as search parties struggle to reach all corners o' the disaster zone.President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva be sailin' to the state to survey the damage and aid in the rescue efforts, showin' solidarity with the scallywags sufferin' in the wake o' this natural disaster.

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