Ye scurvy dogs! Don Trump be on trial, Antifa be back, and the Fox News be spoutin' their opinions again. Aye!
2024-05-03
Avast ye mateys! Set yer sights on the latest scroll from Fox News Opinion & feast yer eyes on moving images from Sean Hannity, Raymond Arroyo & other scallywags. 'Tis sure to shiver yer timbers! Aye!
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis the news from Fox be filled with rants and raves from the likes of Hannity, Hewitt, and more. Hannity be callin' Biden's words 'pathetic,' while Hewitt be talkin' 'bout a show trial of Trump. Big Brother be askin' Congress to stop a power grab, while Gutfeld be makin' jokes 'bout NYC lockin' up Trump. Crystal Ball be warnin' of Antifa's return in college mobs, while Arroyo be spillin' details 'bout Northwestern University and more.Squatter scams and illegal border crossings be causin' a stir, and there be a tale of a lass who had 8 abortions but saved her son's life 'cause of Georgia's heartbeat law. And in the midst of it all, there be political cartoons to lighten the mood. So, me hearties, if ye be wantin' a laugh or a scowl, Fox News be the place to be. Arrr!