Arr mateys, as we set sail into graduation season, be wary of the protests causing a ruckus on campus!
2024-05-04
Arrr mateys, word be spreadin' that Ohio State, Indiana University, and Northeastern be holdin' their graduation ceremonies this weekend. 'Tis a grand affair, but be wary of the clashes betwixt protesters and the constables while ye celebrate yer academic triumphs! Aye, 'tis a wild time at sea!
Clashes be eruptin' between protesters and the police, adding a bit of excitement to the festivities. Ye best keep an eye out for any scallywags causin' trouble!
But fear not, me hearties! Despite the chaos, the graduates be walkin' the plank, I mean, walkin' across the stage to receive their diplomas. 'Tis a time for cheer and celebration, so let's raise a tankard of grog to the newly minted graduates!
So as the cannons be firin' and the flags be a-wavin', let us salute the brave souls who be settin' sail on their next adventure. May they find treasure and success wherever their journey may take 'em. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, congratulations to the class of 2021!