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Arrrr! 'Tis the time for landlubbers to don their silly hats, whilst we pirates protest in the seas!

2024-05-04

Arrr, ye scallywags from Ohio State, Indiana University, and Northeastern be settin' sail fer commencement ceremonies, all while tusslin' with the landlubbers and the constables. Tis aye a rowdy affair on the high seas of academia!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, Ohio State, Indiana University, and Northeastern be hoisting their sails for commencement ceremonies. But beware, the seas be rough with clashes between protesters and the bobbies.
While these land lubbers be celebratin' their achievements, the streets be filled with scoundrels causing a ruckus. The police be tryin' to keep the peace, but the protesters be as stubborn as a mule.
But fear not, me mateys, for the ceremonies be goin' on despite the commotion. The graduates be walkin' the plank to receive their diplomas, with proud families cheerin' them on.
So raise a pint of grog to these brave souls, for they be settin' sail on a new adventure. And may the winds of fortune be at their backs as they navigate the treacherous waters of life after graduation.

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