Avast ye land lubbers! Texas be in for more rain after days of flooding. Time to batten down the hatches!
2024-05-04
Arrr mateys, the rivers north of Houston be set to overflow with a fury not seen since the days of Blackbeard himself! The authorities be ordering evacuations in certain spots, lest ye want to be swimmin' with the fishes!
Arrr me hearties, listen up! The waters be rising in them rivers north of Houston, and the authorities be warning us that the floods be comin'! Aye, they be sayin' that some rivers be reachin' their highest levels ever recorded, and that be a right troublesome situation, mateys.Evacuation orders be in place for some areas, so best be packin' yer things and makin' ready to set sail to safer shores. Aye, it be time to batten down the hatches and get ourselves outta harm's way before it be too late.
So hoist the anchor, raise the sails, and make ready to flee from the floodwaters that be threatenin' our homes and hearths. The seas may be rough, but we be a hearty crew, and we'll weather this storm together. Arrr, stay safe me hearties, and may the winds be ever at our backs as we sail away from danger!