The Booty Report

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Arrr, the U.S.C. scallywags be throwin' a party at the Coliseum, after cancelin' their fancy shindig. Aye mateys, let's parrrty!

2024-05-04

Arr mateys, the university be throwin' a grand shindig at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum! Ye best be ready for over 100 school-specific graduations and smaller parties, all with stricter security to keep out the landlubbers! Aye, it be a merry time indeed! Arrrrr!

Arrr, me hearties! The university be throwin' a grand celebration at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum! Aye, there be more than 100 school-specific graduations happenin' as well, with smaller receptions to follow. But beware, ye scallywags, for there be tighter security at these events!
So gather yer crew and set sail for a day of merriment and revelry at the Coliseum! The university be pullin' out all the stops to make sure this be a celebration to remember. But keep a weather eye out for any troublemakers, for they shan't be welcome at this grand affair!
So hoist the Jolly Roger and make ready to celebrate the accomplishments of these fine young buccaneers! The university be raisin' a toast to their success, and we be right there with 'em, cheerin' and clappin' in true pirate fashion. So come one, come all, to the grand celebration at the Coliseum! Let's make this a day to remember, me hearties!

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