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Arrr, scallywags be wonderin' which land lubber college they can plunder with this FAFSA fiasco!

2024-05-05

Arrr, ye scallywags be complainin' that the new fancy form be harder than navigatin' through a storm! Many a young swashbuckler be scratchin' their heads, unsure of what to do once they walk the plank of graduation. Aye, the struggle be real, me hearties!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in charge of federal tuition aid have cooked up a new application, thinkin' it would be easier for us young mateys. But alas, 'tis been nothin' but a hornswagglin' mess! The high school seniors be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' what in Davy Jones' locker they need to do next.
Some poor souls are still adrift, not knowin' where they'll be sailin' after they walk the plank of graduation. The confusion be spreadin' like a plague among the crew, with whispers of mutiny growin' louder by the day. The scurvy dogs responsible for this mess better be walkin' the plank themselves!
But fear not, me hearties! We be pirates, savvy and resourceful! We'll band together, share our knowledge and help each other navigate these treacherous waters. We'll decipher this confusin' application, even if we have to walk the plank a few times to get it right.
So hoist the anchor, me mateys, and let's set sail towards a brighter future! Together, we'll conquer this storm and claim the treasure of federal aid for our education. Arrr!

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