Arr matey, Kristi Noem be suggestin' Biden's mutt should walk the plank too, har har!
2024-05-05
Arrr, the South Dakota governor be tryin' to justify her deed o' shootin' her own pooch by claimin' Biden's hound deserved the same treatment! Methinks she be barkin' up the wrong tree with that excuse, arrr!
Arrr mateys, have ye heard the tale of the South Dakota governor and her trusty blunderbuss? She be claimin' she shot her own family dog, yarrr! And what reason did she give for such a heinous act? Why, she be suggestin' that President Biden's own German shepherd, Commander, be deserving of a similar fate. Blimey!Now, I be thinkin' that be a load of bilge! Comparin' a loyal pooch to a scallywag like Commander be pure folly. A pup be a man's best mate, after all. But this governor be standin' by her yarn, swearin' it be true as Davy Jones' locker.
But me hearties, let us not be too quick to judge. Perhaps there be more to this tale than meets the eye. Or perhaps this governor be talkin' out of her aft end. Either way, it be a saga fit for the high seas, full of twists and turns, and more than a dash of rum-induced delirium.
So hoist the Jolly Roger, me hearties, and let us set sail on the choppy waters of political intrigue and canine capers. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!