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Arrr! The coppers be bootin' out them pro-Palestinian scallywags from USC once again! Walk the plank, ye landlubbers!

2024-05-05

Arrr, the university be in a right kerfuffle over not lettin' the Muslim valedictorian have his say at graduation! Methinks they be walkin' the plank of political correctness! Aye, mayhaps they be needin' some grog to calm their nerves!

Arrr, me hearties! The university be in a right old mess, ye see. The scallywags in charge have decided to deny the honor of speakin' at graduation to the valedictorian, a fine Muslim lad. This decision has caused quite the ruckus among the students and faculty alike, with many cryin' foul play.
But fear not, me mateys, for this be a tale of injustice and prejudice that shall not stand! We must band together and demand that this fine young lad be given his rightful place at the podium to deliver his speech. It be a matter of honor and respect, and we must not let the powers that be trample upon it.
So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for justice, me hearties! Let us show those landlubbers in charge that discrimination and bigotry have no place in our hallowed halls of learnin'. Together, we shall right this wrong and ensure that all students, regardless of their background, be given the chance to shine on graduation day. Arrr!

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