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Me hearty matey met his doom crashing into a barrier near the grand White House! Argh, ye reckless landlubber!

2024-05-05

Arrr, the Secret Service be sayin' the mishap be no danger to the landlubbers, and Cap'n Biden be safe in Delaware when the shipwreck happened. Aye, the scallywags be surely relieved to hear the good news!

Arrr me hearties, listen up! The Secret Service be sayin' that there be no danger to the fine folk of the land, for President Biden be safe and sound in Delaware when the crash happened. Avast, me mateys, 'twas a close call indeed, but fear not, for our leader be far from harm's way.
Arrr, the scallywags who caused this mayhem best be watchin' their backs, for the long arm of the law be comin' for 'em. The seas may be rough, but justice will be served on a silver platter. Let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there - mess with the President, and ye'll be facin' the consequences.
So batten down the hatches, me hearties, and keep a weather eye out for any trouble on the horizon. The Secret Service be on high alert, and they won't be lettin' any scurvy dogs ruin the peace and tranquility of our fair nation. President Biden may be in Delaware for now, but rest assured, he'll be back at the helm in no time, steerin' us through the stormy seas of politics with a steady hand.

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