Avast ye! The constables be rounding up scallywags at the Art Institute like a bunch of landlubbers! Aye!
2024-05-05
Arrr, the scallywags of the Chicago police be tellin' tales of 68 landlubbers caught trespassin'! Shiver me timbers, it be a fine haul, indeed. Let's hope they walk the plank straight into the brig, arrr!
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the Chicago police be claimin' that they've caught 68 landlubbers for trespassin' on their turf. Aye, ye heard it right - 68 of 'em! The lawmen be haulin' 'em in and chargin' 'em with the crime of trespassin'.Now, ye might be thinkin', "What in Davy Jones' locker were these scurvy dogs doin' to get themselves caught?" Well, me buckos, it be a tale as old as time - they were wanderin' where they shouldn't have been, without the proper papers or permissions from the powers that be.
Ye gotta hand it to the Chicago police, they be keepin' a sharp eye out for any scurvy dogs tryin' to invade their territory. And when they catch 'em, they don't just let 'em off with a slap on the wrist - no, they be throwin' the book at 'em and chargin' 'em with trespassin'.
So, me hearties, take heed and beware the long arm of the law in Chicago. If ye be thinkin' of trespassin' on their turf, ye better be prepared to face the consequences. And remember, in the words of Blackbeard himself, "Dead men tell no tales!"