Ye scallywags runnin' for office can gather as much booty as ye want for yer fancy votes and such!
2024-05-05
Arrr mateys, the Federal Election Commission be givin' the nod fer Biden and Trump to plunder treasure fer outside groups pushin' ballot measures. 'Tis a jolly good time fer fundraisin' on the high seas! Aye, let the campaign booty flow freely!
Arrr mateys, here be some news that be more confusin' than tryin' to navigate through a stormy sea with a broken compass! The Federal Election Commission has made a decision that be allowin' the Biden and Trump campaigns to raise funds for outside groups that be pushin' ballot measures. Aye, ye heard that right, me hearties!Now, I don't know 'bout ye, but the thought of these scallywags raisin' even more doubloons for their causes be scarier than a ghost ship on a moonless night! Who knows what kind of mischief they be plannin' with all that treasure?
But fear not, me fellow buccaneers, for we pirates be a crafty lot! We can outsmart these landlubbers by keepin' a close eye on where our own gold be goin'. And remember, no matter how much they fundraise, it be us, the people, who hold the real power in our hands!
So batten down the hatches and prepare for a wild ride, me hearties! The battle for control of the high seas of politics be far from over, but with a little wit and a lot of grog, we can sail through these treacherous waters together!