UChicago be preachin' about free speech, but some scallywags be callin' 'em out on their two-faced ways! Arrr!
2024-05-06
Arr matey! The scurvy president be grantin' permission for protest shanty towns, but they be causin' a ruckus on the campus. He be demandin' those tents be taken down before chaos ensues! Yarrr!
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be causin' a ruckus with the protest encampments on campus, disruptin' the peace and tranquility o' the land. The president be none too pleased with the chaos they be creatin', and he be demandin' those tents be taken down post haste.But the protestin' pirates be showin' no sign o' surrenderin' their tents. They be standin' their ground, fightin' for their cause like true buccaneers. The president be scratchin' his head, wonderin' how to make 'em walk the plank without causin' a mutiny.
It be a right ol' mess, mateys. The campus be in uproar, with the protestin' pirates refusin' to budge and the president growin' more frustrated by the minute. Will they be able to come to a truce, or will this be a battle o' wills that ends in a walkin' of the plank?
Only time will tell, me hearties. But one thing be certain - the campus be a lively place with these protestin' pirates around. Yo ho ho, and a bottle o' rum!